While there is some good advice in this post, it is a humor piece ! And I advice you to weigh your decisions to use any of these lines with your intuitive guidance system ! And Speak at your own risk !
Aries - Is it possible to get to date 5 with them ?
Taurus - "No, Im not ready to go to bed with you . You are worth waiting for or a little longer for ( as feels appropriate ) "
Gemini - " I have been with 3 people since our last date ( or whatever number makes you sound promiscuous this depends on how long its been since date #4 ) and they were all better than you . Here's the check bye. "
Cancer- "I would like to meet your mother " - and if you haven't made sure they can cook vegan food or will eat it by now OmG ! Did you screw up !
Leo- Say whatever you need to to meet their friends and ex's , then investigate their temper , mood swings, and how they reacted when they felt crossed or have been angry . Drink lot's of water and use extreme caution !! Leo's are very fiery !
Virgo-"So, for our next date we should totally do coffee enemas or , would you prefer we did them before the date ?"
Libra- "I'm not ready to get married this year but, I really like you . Also, I've been wondering if there are any social justice issues we could help out with soon ? "
Scorpio -"I think it's important we spend this date being as light and fluffy in our conversation as possible for the sake of balance .Also, on our next date I'm bringing my friend who's a private detective and body guard to help me evaluate weather you are or aren't a pyscopath in disguise It's not that I don't trust you , I do .It's because, I am into some really strange sexual things and I'm not legally allowed to do them until I get my friends clearance you aren't ( a pyscopath) in writing ." They ( the Scorpio ) will definitely ask you more questions about this sexual stuff . Hold strong that you won't yet tell them and revert to the first sentence . Good luck - If you are able to pull this date off follow through by bringing a friend to date 7 and do everything you can to make sure they aren't a psychopath or more intense or freaky than you want to be with . Scorpio won't like being lied too so , don't , just don't go to date 6 until you are ready to have sex and about that legal thing well whatever you are into just when they ask let them know "Yes, it's the laws of your heart that you were referring too ! ( If they don't accept this or come around soon to accept it and not be bothered by it . They aren't Spiritually evolved enough for you to be with . They are a relationship hazard to themselves and you ! Trust me I'm a Scorpio ! ) And be sure to share with them the strangest thing you are into if they accept your explanation it was a heart law of yours ! They'll likely want you try something new you are apprehensive about but might enjoy as well, fyi.
( Alot of work ? Not worth it ?If you have the right Scorpio it so definitely is ! ) No, this isn't always necessary with female Scorpios lol
Sagittarius- " I'm of course polyamorous "
Capricorn- "Do you want to work with me?" or "Do you want to do business with me / collaborate with me " etc.as most appropriate . If answer is no just continue doing your best to enjoy fun activities with them !
Aquarius- " Yes, I usually do pick my nose before every meal actually " - While picking your nose and drawing shapes with what you're picking out of it on a napkin . Good distinctive shapes now !
Pisces- " I brought a life jacket, water goggles, and this trunk full of beach toys are you ready to get in ?' - This is always appropriate for the 5th date if not a little sooner ! If it's raining and cold or snowing just be referring to a bath tub instead of a lake or ocean .