Sunday, June 28, 2015

What do you say to a guy you really like on the 5th date by sun sign . ( written by a wacky Scorpio Sun )

While there is some good advice in this post, it is a humor piece ! And I advice you to weigh your decisions to use any of these lines with your intuitive guidance system ! And Speak at your own risk !

Aries - Is it possible to get to date 5 with them ?

 Taurus - "No, Im not ready to go to bed with you . You are worth waiting for or a little longer for ( as feels appropriate ) "

Gemini - " I have been with 3 people since our last date ( or whatever number makes you sound promiscuous this depends on how long its been since date #4 ) and they were all better than you . Here's the check bye. "

Cancer- "I would like to meet your mother " - and if you haven't made sure they can cook vegan food or will eat it by now OmG ! Did you screw up !

Leo- Say whatever you need to to meet their friends and ex's , then investigate their temper , mood swings, and how they reacted when they felt crossed or have been angry . Drink lot's of water and use extreme caution !! Leo's are very fiery !

Virgo-"So, for our next date we should totally do coffee enemas or , would you prefer we did them before the date ?"

Libra- "I'm not ready to get married this year but, I really like you . Also, I've been wondering if there are any social justice issues we could help out with soon ? "

 Scorpio  -"I think it's important we spend this date being as light and fluffy in our conversation as possible for the sake of balance .Also, on our next date I'm bringing my friend who's a private detective and body guard to help me evaluate weather you are or aren't a pyscopath in disguise It's not that I don't trust you , I do .It's because, I am into some really strange sexual things and I'm not legally allowed to do them until I get my friends clearance you aren't ( a pyscopath)  in writing ." They ( the Scorpio )  will definitely ask you more questions about this sexual stuff . Hold strong that you won't yet tell them and revert to the first sentence . Good luck - If you are able to pull this date off follow through by bringing a friend to date 7 and do everything you can to make sure they aren't a psychopath or more intense or freaky than you want to be with  . Scorpio won't like being lied too so , don't , just don't go to date 6 until you are ready to have sex and about that legal thing well whatever you are into just when they ask let them know "Yes, it's the laws of your heart that you were referring too ! ( If they don't accept this or come around soon to accept it and not be bothered by it . They aren't Spiritually evolved enough for you to be with . They are a relationship hazard to themselves and you ! Trust me I'm a Scorpio ! ) And be sure to share with them the strangest thing you are into if they accept your explanation it was a heart law of yours ! They'll likely want you try something new you are apprehensive about but might enjoy as well, fyi.  
( Alot of work ? Not worth it ?If you have the right Scorpio it so definitely is ! ) No, this isn't always necessary with female Scorpios lol

Sagittarius-  " I'm of course polyamorous "

Capricorn- "Do you want to work with me?" or "Do you want to do business with me / collaborate with me " most appropriate . If answer is no just continue doing your best to enjoy fun activities with them !

Aquarius- " Yes, I usually do pick my nose before every meal actually " - While picking your nose and drawing shapes with what you're picking out of it on a napkin . Good distinctive shapes now !

Pisces- " I brought a life jacket, water goggles, and this trunk full of beach toys are you ready to get in ?' - This is always appropriate for the 5th date if not a little sooner !  If it's raining and cold or snowing just be referring to a bath tub instead of a lake or ocean .

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

I met a squirrel today !

 (This actually happened a couple days ago )

I'm very sad to be writing this blog !
My dear friend died today, I met him while he was dying. I didn't know him long at all.It's so hard to talk about and it's harder not to talk about him . 
  Josh found him by the road .I was told he was there. He was lying there with blood coming out of his nose. It was like  he was coughing and gasping . He was choking and trying to breathe enough .
  We put him in a box and got him away from the road pollution. Vehicle after vehicle drove by . It was not clean air ! I brought him up a hill and to my porch . I didn't know what to do .
  Josh went next door to ask the neighbor if she'd take us to the animal hospital up the road . He came back saying no. I was searching briefly for an eye dropper to try to give him water  . Briefly because, I was sure we didn't have one anymore.
  I pet his back and told him how sorry I was that this was happening to him and happened . I visualized a healing symbol and projected an offering of healing energy through my hands . He died within a few minutes after that . 
  Now I wait for Josh to get up from a nap and to help me clean the porch . I have cried out loud for my dear friend. His feet so small and wonderful, his being, this wonderful creature. 
   I see myself in him and in all here . It is more obvious perhaps , to some that humans mirror other humans in our relationships and we can see ourselves in them . But, nonhuman animals also,  mirror us . It is not hidden - pulse, and nerves, and faces, extremities, mobility , families, desires, sensation, emotions , fears, communication, I could type a page or more on this note .
   I did not take a picture because, it felt in the moment better to be there and not go away to get a camera and snap it while he fought to live . He, I thought does not need to be a show, a piece, a thing to pass around and share on the internet in his dying moments . I didn't want to take anything ,I just wanted to help .
  ( I have received word that a part of me is deeply remorseful about this ) because, pictures speak louder than words and I want people to be careful driving for the sake of the squirrels and all sentient beings .
  I am very sad ! I am very sad for his death . I am very sad that in a world of billions of people I don't have anyone near me moved by this . I am sad that there isn't local healing for injured woodland creatures advertised as commonly as anything else , clothes stores, vets, physiologists, post offices , and so on .     

I fell in love with this sweet  and magnificent being so, quickly , naturally . Anyone with an open heart would have . 

Saturday, June 6, 2015

" Being open to the wind " ....poem

Air ,Gemini's giggle when I write about the sun here in this beautiful air sign ,
Like butterflies and moths ,
yet fickle ,
Yet all,
Being open to the wind the cool breeze on the hot day ,
on the warm day
Open to the air in all its colors and flavors ,
Open to what it has to say ,
And Ether too ,
and all you do
Open to hear it ,
Element speaks ,
all do ,
Happy Happy Litha season,
 Any season to you ,
Color me with your poetry and twirl in free -dome ,
The Sundial appears in rhythm and harmony to the birth of your creation ,
Stop the time and observe your day ,
Being open to the wind on a Spring day ,
The wind can take us away ,
and each cloud we appreciate ,
Create it your own way .
Solar exaltation we dance toward ,
Creating , it's ok.